Apparently there really is no more news. I quote this pretty much verbatim from the BBC news channel:
A large fish died inappropriately.
Usually fishmen haul it out, pose with it and then throw it back, I guess before it suffocates. Benson, to his friends, has suffered this near-death experience 63 times. But now some evil, inexperienced fisherman has fed Benson THE WRONG KIND OF NUTS. WHICH KILLED IT DEAD. Fisherfolk, apparently, are in mourning. To others perhaps this ignorant fish-killer has done Benson a favour.
But seriously, has BBC Cambridgeshire nothing better to be doing? The news channel even took time out from covering the oh-so-important SWINE FLU WILL KILL FOOTBALL story for this.